10 Random Poker Quotes

• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway