10 Random Poker Quotes

• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05