10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!