10 Random Poker Quotes

• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson