10 Random Poker Quotes

• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.