10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water