10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown