10 Random Poker Quotes

• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "No river, no fish."
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer