10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright