10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.