10 Random Poker Quotes

if u play for the thrill u are ill
"You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
"Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
Liquor up front, poker in the rear