10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs