10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."