10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Welcome to kicker school
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.