10 Random Poker Quotes

• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Poker is for loners.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!