10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- Welcome to kicker school
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier