10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Welcome to kicker school
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it