10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fold and live to fold again
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)