10 Random Poker Quotes

• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Poker is for loners.