10 Random Poker Quotes

• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm