10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003