10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown