10 Random Poker Quotes

• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.