10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• It's Free To Fold...
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright