10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Fold and live to fold again
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.