10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier