10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Fold and live to fold again
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Why not, when some because there are three.