10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach