10 Random Poker Quotes

• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• It's Free To Fold...
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.