10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."