10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.