10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth