10 Random Poker Quotes

• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Welcome to kicker school
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.