10 Random Poker Quotes

• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Poker is for loners.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.