10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer