10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it