10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Poker is for loners.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack