10 Random Poker Quotes

• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT