10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm