10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom