10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- It's Free To Fold...
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson