10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves