10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.