10 Random Poker Quotes

• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.