10 Random Poker Quotes

• It's Free To Fold...
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Poker is for loners.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• im going to 2 out you to death