10 Random Poker Quotes

• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from