10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth