10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.