10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- It's Free To Fold...
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."