10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack